aka /co/’s amazing amateur VA with the perfect King Candy voice masterpost the third… and this time, I even got to participate! Previous thread audio clips etc masterposts: one and two!
As always, beware spoilers, swearing, naughtiness, etc!
"Nice shiny thread you have here… I think I’ll take it!"
In response to a Minecraft Creeper
"Taffyta is such a little bitch and I just love it for some reason!"
"I don’t want a royal scandal on my hands."
"Let’s just say there’s more than one cherry on the course to pop!"
"See what I did there?"
In response to ‘What do I have to do to be your waifu?’
"Should I be getting a boner?"
"Well I guess if I had to…"
"I’m not very sure I’m comfortable with this…"
"They just looked so… untrustworthy!"
"Your brother sounds like a little bitch!"
King Candy’s Fetish
"Escalating quickly is what I do!"
"Scratch that, already done."
"Oh ya wanna DANCE, buddy boy?!"
"I find that my patience with /tg/ usually doesn’t end up lasting for very long."
"Let’s just say Taffyta had a reason to strut around like she owned the place."
"Oh that just makes me tickle all over!"
"Vanellope, what are you doing?"
"Hey, whoa, now that’s very rude!"
"WHY YOU LITTLE—"
"Maybe you could draw a picture of everybody loving Turbo Time?"
An IC and OOC Thank You from King Candy
On if he’s ever been inside Dwarf Fortress
"Well laughing is the point!"
In response to me complimenting him and asking ‘What were you like when you were younger?’
with bonus fan art!
"Now now, you’re still young, coke is not the answer!"
"Nobody plays those anymore…"
"Where were they back THEN?"
"How about we skip the Fungeon and just go straight to the Death by Pixie Stix?"
"So my choices are games about meat and a stylish hat?"
In response to my further complimenting
and flirting with him.
Here’s what I did in response…
And his response! King Candy loves brunettes ;)
"That totally wasn’t Sour Bill, I promise!"
"You’re trying my patience, Spongebob…"
"Too easy, gimme a hard one!"
"If it’s any consolation, that silly dog picture made me laugh!"
"YOU LIKE PLAYING CASTLEVANIA"
"Sour Bill, where are the guards?"
"C’mon, stick around, have some candy!"
"Don’t harsh my game!"
"Sugar is fine in small doses, but it’s very awful hard to breathe when you have it all stuck in your throat!"
In response to Geggidy’s fan art of a previous voice clip (HERE)
"WHY YOU LITTLE YELLOW GUTTERSNIPE!" (yes, this is still him being pissed at Spongebob. It makes sense in context)
In response to someone using a Dr. Drakken reaction image saying I’m acting creepy
"I love to laaaugh!"
King Candy asks me out 8D SUCCESS
In response to ‘How easy is it to win your heart?’
In response to someone basically saying me and KC should fuck. (help I can’t hold all these honeyglows)
"Listen kid, I wrote the book on creepy!"
"Bison, I was around before you were even a trickle of code in somebody’s brain!"
In response to ‘Are you responsible for Daikatana?’
"I am catch, aren’t I?"
"Who is this ‘Turbo’ person?"
"Wonka ain’t got NOTHIN’ on me!"
In response to ‘Who’s the best racer in Sugar Rush besides you?’
"What would YOU do for my Klondike Bar?" (for Tentacrab!)
"I hate chocolate and peanut butter together."
"Oh snap, oh yes I did!"
"My honeyglows look like I got a fire on my face or something!"
In response to another girl posting a photo of herself wearing racing gloves.
"That top-hatted jerk and his little girly friend keep finding all my coins!"
"Now now, sweetie…"
"I have no comment. None at all."
"Pay no attention to the man behind the game console!"
Apparently KC is going to meet Orel Puppington in the near future.
"Well just lay it on me, bro!"
"He looks creepy… like no one wants to hug him."
"Jeez, some people!"
In response to this fan art:
"I’ll be in my bunk."
"My kart door doesn’t swing that way."
"You’re a lot more aggressive than you are on your TV show."
"I’m sorry, I can’t help how sexy I am!"
"You disgust me."
King Candy sings Happy Birthday to Ashley
"You’re on, Layton! Name the time and place!"
"Just try and make me you begrizzled nutter!"
"Oh I’m just kiddin’ with ya, Layton."
Talk like a Disney villain. Get bitches.
"You might have a very minor case of serious brain damage." (KC quoting Wheatley JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL)
EVEN HIS TURBO VOICE IS PERFECT
Cheesy Pickup Lines
That’s all for this thread! But yeah, do you seriously need any more reasons to love this guy?